May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
When cute people deny being cute.
When people say books are boring.
snapshotofmemories:
mysamstown:
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Stay classy, tumblr.
photomoto:
givememywings:
jammerific:
Tired of calling people twats or bitches? Why not try something retro?
Scoundrel
Vagabond
Ragamuffin
Vixen
Harlot
Harridan
Strumpet
Woman of ill repute
Lady of negotiable affection
Villain
Rogue
Scallywag
Rascal
Low-born oaf
Rapscallion
Special awards for using vagabond, rapscallion or scallywag.
reblogging for future reference
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How did my life change within 2 days?
Apparently my roommates got in a “text” fight and now aren’t friends. My roommate luke keeps accusing My other roommate Andrew that he doesn’t do shit. That is not the case and he does more than Luke. Luke is mad because our Andrew’s friend CK has been here for three days. He said he is being disrespectful, but he didn’t even do anything. Luke went ape shit on...
I hate when people just need to argue.
I hate when those people need to win every argument.
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
I’m snowed in with my roommate and his best friend playing the new Call of Duty zombies map. It’s sooooooo big and the black hole device is sick!!!!!! My roommate just got 68th in the leaderboard. This is an ALL DAY EVENT!
January 2011
By the way that dream is what I actually woke up to this morning.
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What kind of dream did I just have?
I was on a large playground. I was my age now (18 if you didn’t know) and apparently Tyra Banks was hosting not a modeling competition, but a race type obstacle course on the playground. All the competitors were muscly guidos. For some strange reason I decided to sneak up on them but crawling under a platform that was just big enough for me to fit through (so very thin). I said challenged...
That stupid moment when your computer's internal...
That awkward moment
mollyyyy:
thatawkwardmoment:
when you yell “hey slut” and 15 girls turn around
SO true
don’t forget the occasional gay boy
when people poke me on facebook
fiestaenmispantalones:
i’m just like
What should my friends and I drink tonight?
A Kiss With a Fist
You punched me once
And I punched you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed.